Sunday, October 26, 2008

Oh, haveth thee a spare computer?

WTF?

They make you use a damn computer for everything these days, make you rely on everything digital, then they take your computer away and like that, your wandering the analog forest in bare feet.

I'm on deaf Sam's computer right now. I hate Apple.

And now, here are some things I don't like:

Anything of or related to Tampa Bay
Social Conservatives (that's right, grandma!)
Tummy aches (never have an orange after a hot dog)
Being without a computer
Craigslist (I do what I must)
Jerks
Shit on my hands
Soft fruit
Genocide
Mustache-haters
There's other stuff but I cannot remember

You know what I love?

Women
Books
Pens
Legal pads
silk
coffee-table books
The Kinks
funny misspellings.

Aren't blogs valuable?

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