I walk to my seat in the Press Box, and there's someone's computer in my spot. I ask my bosses what the deal is, and a dept. head says that there's "some chick from ESPN Magazine" sitting there. I say "Oh I gave her a pass, she's really attractive. What if I get intimidated?" Mike giggles and says: "Ok, I'll ask her." I turn around and she's standing right there. FML
Insult to injury, I spilled balsamic vinaigrette on my favorite, tight khakis. They're white khakis, and with the rain and sweat on my back from earlier, I haven't had dry, clean clothes on since I got to the ballpark
AND THEN UNCLE REMUS RAMIREZ HITS A HOME RUN TO PUT THE CUBS UP 3-1 IN THE THIRD. AAAAAAAAHAHHAAHA. MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
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