Elijah Dukes with a broken-bat single...is how I could write it.
Dukes almost decapitating Randy Johnson is more like it. He knocks this chopper up the middle...which is also the direction the ball went. The bat broke at the hilt and spun like a visible propeller over an invisible helicopter. Randy might have had the ball, but had to duck the bat. That man fears nothing. If I saw that bat coming toward me I would have run for the bullpen.
Damnit. Dunn walks, then Gunshow Ronnie Belliard cuts one up the middle, snagged on a dive by Burris (Virginia!) who gets the double-play. This defense is on for Randy.
Randy, who just mooned me. Why, Randy?
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