Friday, February 15, 2008

So, I'm drunk.

Still drunk.

So, I'm drunk.

Yeah. I'm drunk. Girls are pretty. Sternberg is funny as shit. My phone is...I'm ambivalent. Fuck the not-Nationals in the national league. You heard me, Cincinnati.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Yes you are

Mike Cushmac is looking at my board.

So anyway...

I have a cold. Everything sucks.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Alright

Alright, I thought I had this all worked out, but my first post was in Hindi. Not good. Any, the point was to announce my presence as a Blogging force in this world, as well as the fact that it's ten degrees outside. The single-paned bay window trio that lies ahead of my is shimmying in its place, a likely sign that it's going to be a cold night. Hello, hoodie.

Trivia night was tonight. Not just any trivia night, but supersized, angry $250 dollar trivia. We came in second. I was borderline. Fuck, it's too cold to transcribe my inner monologue, which is just me saying "fuck, it's cold" to a series of nude bartenders serving me Black Label and speaking in German. Uhh...goodbye.

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