Self-censored Tales from the Press Box 2, Friday

Daewon said that there's no more bacon for today's grille special, the Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.  The terrorists have won.

In baseball news, Lannan had a beauty going, a no-no into the fourth, when all of the sudden he gave up a home run to John Baker, a double to HanRam, plunked Ugglie Uggla and, then walked Jeremy Hermida. Thank you, Cody Ross, for doing so little...

Hey!  Bottom of the fourth, who else would come up big but the Attorney General?  He knocks in Sweet Jesus to give the Nats their first run of the game.  Sweet!