Tales from the Second Rain Delay 9, Tuesday

 Willingham with a two-out, pinch-hit single to left to score "The One."  Nats up.

And-Her with a single to left, two-on, two-out for Nick Johnson, the on-base machine.

And, for some reason, they just took the error off or Francoeur and gave The One the triple and the RBI.  Francoeur clearly misplayed it, even if he is my BFF.  This doesn't make any sense, but it doesn't matter because the official scorer is alright.  Maybe his glasses are better than my glasses.

Full count on Johnson...stand by...

Foul ball.  That's it, I'm posting this shiz.