Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tales from the Press Box 3, Thursday

Elijah Dukes with a massive home run shot! (I just wrote "shit" three times trying to write "shot." Come to think of it I do feel poopy), yet people are leaving the ballpark in droves. Let's hope they're all Phillies fans, but christ, it's 5-2 and possibly the Nats first win this season, and you're leaving? Go to hell.

On the other hand, the pitcher who gave up the home run and is hurling to Flores right now, Jack Taschner, has a great baseball name.  Assonance is key.

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