His first walk.
Brad just dropped serious Elias-level facts on me: Alex Sanches went two-hundred and nine plate appearances over three years without a walk, and Craig Robinson went 146 in a single season.
The fact remains, Christian Guzman now has a (infantesimally) higher On-Base Percentage than Batting Average. All flags should be lowered to half-mast across the land.
You could even get the Pirates to chip in for this task, if you know what I mean*.
*Pirates, that's what I mean.
Check Joe Pos to see what I'm talking about in greater, smarter, more verbose, less-disheartened fashion:
Jack Wilson just dropped damn-long triple off of Kip Wells for the first AB of the third. Pinch-hitter Eric Hinske grounded out.
Hey, I remember him!
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