Wow.

Top of the tenth, two on, two out. The man on first, Mr. Adam Jones.

Standby-competing cheers between "Let's Go Home" and "Boo."

So anyway, Adam Jones received an INTENTIONAL PASS by Joe Biemel to pitch to NICK MARKAKISASTINASKIS. I mean, it's lefty on left, versus Jones being right-handed.

And it worked!!!

Beimel strikes out Markakisastinaskis!

Bottom of the inning, no score. Here comes our 7-8-9! The lineup is Bard (switch-hitter), Justin Maxwell, and the pitcher. It'll probably be Austin Kearns in there.

I don't know what the attendance is, but I'd have to guess 25,000+. Not too shabby.

Here comes Mr. Bard.

Oh yeah, my pun for the Post-Game Press Notes, "No Time for Love, Dr. Adam Jones."

No one got it. What a bunch of hooey.

Bard grounds out. Here comes Justin "The Maxican" Maxwell.

Ball, Ball

Ball, 3-0

Maxwell with the pass! Brad says he's going to steal. Brad's quite wishful; his friends are here and if it ends soon, it might be the fastest we ever get out of here.

Then we joked about marriage and how it would be funny if someone put a Home plate on the altar where the couple stands. Then I misunderstood him and thought he said he wanted to shave home plate into his hair.

Then Pinch-Hitter Austin Kearns hit into a double play and we went to the eleventh. Cigarette now or never.