I'm sorry that I'm late my friends, but I had to go deliver a credential to a man who's never before existed. The credential said MASN on the bottom, the acronym meaning Mid-Atlantic Sports Network, the channel (along with Nats television rights) that Bud Selig gave to Peter Angelos to let the Expos come to the Capitol. So, I take the credential to the MASN truck under the stadium, and the place is built like an aircraft carrier. I delivered the Pirates' roster down there earlier, and I could have said that "Matt Shirley" was starting for them, and thus, Rob Dibble would have talked about my control during the broadcast.
Zimmerman with an error, top of the second
So anyway, I take this credential to the truck, my second visit of the day, and I'm high-fiving and all that, when I show the guys the pass and no one has ever heard of this guy. Then, the game starts, and there's a problem with the MASN broadcast! The Nats game is airing to no one, blacked out on two channels. Maybe the MASN crew killed this man*, but he was the only one who could run the broadcast. I'm just saying there could be something here.
*I fully retract that statement.
LaRoche the second pops to Justin Maxwell, our CF call-up for Elijah. One on, one out.
Jackie Wilson said*, "I'm-a bunt fo' an out!" and he did.
*Click for delicious pun!
Lannan strikes out Paul Maholm. I'm glad the typical just happened here, down in Natstown.
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Down on Main Streeeeeeeeeet!
Down on Maiiiiinnn!
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