Tales from there's a pile of hair under my chair and still stuck between my fingers from when I yanked it all out

Denial Cabrera walks in a run. He gave up walks around the horn, and now he's 2 and 2 to the pitcher, McCracken. McCracken loudly flies out to Adam Dunn, but that doesn't mean I'm not sick to my stomach.

Thank got we have all those mascots to keep me happy, not to mention relievers who got plenty of practice late last night and early this afternoon.

BAH!