There are then uninhabited sections at the bottom of the first, with probably about a hundred people milling around the entrance. My guess is 8,000 total.
Update to follow around the seventh.
Two errors in the first for Ross Detwiler's first start this season, it's the bottom of the inning, and Christian Guzman led off with a GRD and St. Nick got on with his usual "walk" motion. Zimmerman's at the plate with a two-and-two count, and I'm cold as hell.
I guess yesterday was the worst game of the four-game sweep by the coveted Phillies.
3-2 to Zimmerman.
It was just awful all the way around yesterday.
Ross Ohlendorf is taking his time, and the fans are getting restless.
I bet it helped Ohlendorf's confidence that Zimmerman just hit into that double play. Guz on third, two out, Dunnski at the plate.
-I just said "Dunnski" and for that I'm so sorry. I met a bunch of yeah-dudes who work for the team - you know the kind, they're the ones who never issue pronouns in their sentences, i.e.: "Yeah [may I] get one of them buffalo chicken sandwich-skis? Can [I] get fries? I hate these people. - in the park today and their frat ways shed onto me a little bit. I need a shower in Hydrogen Peroxide.
Dunn walks. Ho-Josh Willingham at the plate. Two strikes, two outs, two on, probably no runs.
Jesus, Ross Ohlendorf is the slowest, most paranoid pitcher ever. Every motion other than pitching, he oscillates like a secret service agent, breaking stride only to hold up the ball and wipe his forehead. I think he gets batters out just from boredom. It's taken him at least fifteen minutes to get to the fifth batter.
That fifth batter, Willingham, flies out to left center. Ladies and gentlemen, the big leagues.
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