Cacophany War!!

"Let's Go Phillies" Versus "Boo." The winner? I don't know, but my educated guess is the team that just SCORED ON A SINGLE BY IBANEZ.

"Boo" and "Woo?" You're brothers from another mother.

Ooh, Nieves with a throwing error. The tightly-wound tie-game is now 9-6, Phillies.

This is the story of the Washington Nationals...every third (or fourth) inning, what was originally a tight, closely played ballgame is completely unwound by bad pitching and worse errors. Even though, if they didn't have TEN BLOWN SAVES IN THIRTY-TWO GAMES THEY WOULD LEAD THE DIVISION IN WINS, there is a whole disorder about how these innings wear on. It's as inspiring as modern architecture*.

*That means not inspiring, you know, because modern art is not inspiring. "Uninspiring," if you will**.

**Will you***?

***Ok, that's fine.