Thurs-Josh Bard?!

Josh Bard with a single to score Willingham, now two RBI on the day. Craig Stammen pitching the kind of game you pray to see so far.

LaRoche the First at the plate.

Ball.

Sheeet, first hit of the day, double that crosses over the first-base bag.

Moss swings at the first pitch to push the LaRoche the First to third.

LaRoche the Second at the plate. Monarchy Mayhem.

2-1 to The Second.

Grounder to short, the Second scores the First.

One run in five innings ain't bad at all. 2 outs.

Jaramillo flies out to Dunn, who's fielded fairly well today.

Like the primordial soup itself, there is life in Nationals Park.

Not from the fans, of course, but you know what I mean.