The Nats are down a run, 3-2, with one on second. Christian Guzman sent one about a yard to the right of the right foul pole, and then dribbled a hit to push Wil Nieves to third and get himself out. This brings me to Christian Guzman, who leads the league in Batting Average, and also has the most plate appearances WITHOUT DRAWING A WALK BY SEVENTY AT-BATS. It's obscene.
I'm sorry for yelling.
Some guy called Carpenter is pitching for the Phils, someone whom I shall refer to as McCracken.
Ugh.
Nick Johnson sends a gift to Ryan Howard, who touches the bag and watches as the baserunner moves from third base to the dugout. FU...dge. Just like Ralphie. I'll shoot YOUR eye out, McCracken.
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