Raul Ibanez and Ryan Howard are leading the team to a win tonight, so here are the thoughts:
"Howard You Doing?" - Brad Bernsen, classic
"The Phillies G-RAUL-ing...Grrr!" - Matt Shirley
"Ryan and Carol and Raul and Alice" - Matt Shirley (didn't suggest it-no one will ever get it)
"Ibanez Strums the Nats" - Matt Shirley
"Phillies D-Raul (as in "drool") for the Win." - Matt Shirley (in the case of Matt Stairs, this is always true)
"Raul Python: The Life of Ryan" - Matt Shirley
"Raul of Thumb" - Brad Bernsen. That's probably the one. Screw Ryan Howard
Oh, they're bringing in Joel Hanrahan. Now we're safe*.
* See below for meaning.
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