Tales from-Haha In your face, Rollins!!!!!

James Rollins, 30, was caught stealing second base earlier this afternoon, in an apparent play to move into better scoring position for his team.

"Man, shee-it," James had to say on the subject.

Jesus Flores, age unknown, saw Mr. Rollins begin to break for second base, and knew instantly that there was a thief in the midst of a nice, seemingly-pleasant afternoon baseball game.

His manager, Charlie Manuel, 122, could not be reached for comment, as he thought the baseball game was yesterday.

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Afternoon game, Ohillies fans right alongside the Press box. The great unwashed apparently qualify for drivers' licenses these days.

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Welcome, Seminar of Reconstructive Dentistry, if I didn't mention you before.

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Willingham had a one-run shot into the bullpen, and then the Phils scored doing something I wasn't paying attention to. 6-2 Phils. ARGH!