Ugh Tales

Brandon Moss with a pinch-hit, RBI dou'ble'. Arr's! on top, 6-5. Jesus heals none. He took three fish and five loafs of bread, and sent thousands looking to the exits. Jimmy Swaggart was full of 'S'.

Delwyn Young with a RBI single. Arr's! up, 7-5. One out, 2-1 on Ol' Fred Sanchez.

This is what faith gives you.