Even during Wednesday Night Beisbol, Kids are Stupid

A bunch of kids in the section to the right of the Press Box keep trying galvanize the section to their left into performing a wave. Now, that' stupid to begin with, but these cats don't even realize that Ron Villone, that old Ahab just threw an inning of shutout ball. Not to mention that in the section to their left, there are FOUR people. Hell, they're trying.

Now they're gone. My computer froze and I lost an inning.

Acta brought in Hanrahan, who, somehow, has bases loaded, full count on Moss, 1 out.

Grounds to Johnson, who tosses back to Nieves to force at the plate. Still loaded.

Those kids got my damn head out of the game. Little pricks.

Whoa, a swinging strike on LaRoche the First.

Make That Two!

O-1, 2 outs, full count. Ten or twelve people on their feet.

Ball. 1-2 count. Now, the race for the exits.

Hanrahan with a wild pitch. Run comes in. 2-1 Pirates. Sections vacate as if a fire alarm is sounding.

Now, a 3-2 count.

Foul Ball. What time is it?

Walk to LaRoche the First. Robinson ("Not Einar") Diaz at the plate. I expect nothing, nothing at all.

One ball, one strike.

Saw the pitch on the monitor, definitely a strike.

Swing and a miss, two balls, two strikes.

Grounds to Gunshow Belliard.

People leaving and it's the bottom of the ninth, one run to tie. Ridiculous.  There are the presidents, throwing tee-shirts into the crowd.  I think a prayer at Valley Forge was more effective, George.