Tales from the Every Time I step away...

Seriously, every time I leave the Press Box the Nats score. They put up Five on Ohlendorfberg while I smoked and ran errands. I'm just going to wheel a chair into the Elevator and ride it up and down to get some wins for the club.

Our eight-thousand in attendance really take to the Nats earning the leads.  Garrett Mock-'n'-Roll is on the mound after Detwiler giving up (only!) 3 in five innings. Let's give these Pirates the Obama-Somali treatment. Well, I don't actually mean shoot them in their heads and rescue their skipper, but you know what I mean.

What do I mean?