Our scoreboard has "A. LaRoche" at first, hitting fifth, and in the seventh spot, "A. LaRoche." Why? Why don't we just put "Pirate" instead of names? No Nats fan is astute enough to know which is Adam and which is Andy, much less that we're even playing the Pirates. Jeez Laweeze.
Mocker just walkered the second batter in a row.
"You suck," said a fan. I had no reply.
5-4 on a sac bunt by "A. LaRoche the Second," his throned brother pushed to third and Einar Diaz, a serf, on second.
Mocker just threw his first striker.
His second, a swinginger striker!
1-2!
Foul Ball!
Technically a strike!
Double for two runs!
Pirates tie the game!
Good idea, go talk to Garrett Mock.
There he goes, boos aplenty (per capita; I didn't hear many but then again, there aren't many here)
Here comes Jesus Colome. Save us, Jesus.
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