Weeeelie!!!

Sharp liner down the first base line, deflected by LaRoche the First into foul territory, Ho-Josh to third, Wee to second with a doub.

Josh Bard, earn your league minimum*!

*He's a free agent, he probably makes more.

And say what you will, he ground to second to get the RBI and move Wee to third. And-Her coming to the plate for a little "please win" action.

Swinging strike after a foul. That swing looked terrible. Jeeze, a grounder would do it.

Ball. And-Her's hitting .283, with ten RBI and fourteen runs scored.

Foul tip, 1-2.

Stammen, favorite Nat ever, leaning on his bat in the on-deck circle. What a stud.

And-Her with a line to center, McTeague (McLouth) snags from his butt , but Wee scores. Two sacs and the Nats ahead. What the team always wanted to hear.

Stammen puts the wood on, getting the ball as far as Jackie Wilson's glove. It's something.

Whoa!!!!!! Nick's Sausage Segway Scooters! Screech from the wheeled future blasting sausage into the crowd. We already had one mishap. Screech has such gaul.

Daniel Cabrera, a new reliever, so to speak, grabs a piece of sausage from the field. Good times.